Guidelines for Comedians
Sum it up. Act like you on TV in every
way. PG13 movie
No use of the B---h word
No use of the F---ing word in relation
No use of the N----r word (Yes even if
No talking about religion (8 comedians
with different beliefs)
No talking about politics (8 comedians
with different loyalties)
Don't attack another comedian (not even
playing the dozens)
No attacks on Homosexuality (I shouldn't
have to say why)
Talk sex okay, but keep it clean again,
like you on television
No black lives matter mention or
No pro or anti-Trump.
For Better Appearance
1-Silence your cell, keep it low, out of
2-If you have to text during the show,
don't do the show.
3-Prepare to be in a quiet environment.
4-Make sure you have enough lights on.
5-Don't Shake the laptop, it shows in the
6-Don't eat food during show, you can
7-Tell your family you doing a show so
they don't walk through.
8-Don't smoke during show.
9-Please stay in front of camera during
show. This includes getting up from
your seat or going for a walk.
10-Do not cut video feed. You can mute
a few seconds.
11- Laptop is preferred over cell because
of size of frame, but if that's all you have
it's ok. Let me know before the show.
12-Do not zoom from in car.
13-Have a clear light colored background.
Nothing in background that is a
trademark or a violation of copyright use
Either have a plain wall or a plain
white sheet. (white/off white). No pictures
in background, tape a white cloth over.
Can use a virtual martial arts background.
14-If you drink a soda pour it in a glass
ahead of time so the name of that
company doesn't appear on the show.
15-Do not wear a shirt that has a
companies registered logo.
16-Put cap on backwards so no name
17-Don't rock in a rocking chair.
18-actually pay attention to the show.
What others, watch fighters.
19-No personal attacks on others.
Examples: you look like you on
food stamps or your teeth so
crooked.... be more creative,
attacking others is low ball.
20-Do not promote your products
on this show. You may tell people
your website so they can buy your
You cannot say I sale this T-shirt
on my website.
If the show starts at 4PM, you should be
logged into your laptop by 3:45PM and
have checked your lighting, mic, earbuds
or headset and have looked over your
background, cover up any pictures.
You can skype another person in the
group to check for problems with your
If invites are sent out 10 minutes before
start time, you should be in zoom
meeting on time.
Everyone needs to have headset or
earbuds ready to go.
If you sign up but can't make
the show, please let me know as soon
If you never connected to zoom before
let me know so I can connect with you
first so we can work out any issues.
It is your understanding, I will record the
show, put it on youtube, facebook,
instagram, twitter and any other social
media available now and in the future in
perpetuity. You acknowledge I may have
to edit the show and chop it into smaller
pieces for these social media platforms.
You understand pieces of the show may
be used in a television commercial aired
on major television stations and or cable
channels across Los Angeles and even
the United States. You hear by give your
consent to use your likeness on those
television commercials without
compensation to you now or in the
future. Should any dispute arise over
rather or not compensation was
promised, you agree to binding
arbitration in the the court district
chosen by US, Clyde Derrick.
Thanks you for joining Virtual Fight League